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A person who doesn't care about anything. They're too busy eating pizza and cussing to notice the world around them.

I walked past a burning car and he was still texting his mom.

He missed his own birthday because he was too busy eating tacos.

His dog bit a mailman and he just said, 'whatever.'

A human who doesn't give a damn about anything. They're the reason why the world is so loud and messy.

He yelled at a robot and it didn't even respond.

He got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant and laughed in the cop's face.

He threw his dinner at a kid and said, 'you’re annoying.'

Someone who's so uninterested in life that they don't even notice when it's on fire.

He sat there eating cereal while his house burned down.

He didn't even flinch when a pigeon pooped on his head.

He got a divorce and said, 'whatever, I had a good snack.'

A person who’s so lazy they don’t even bother to notice the world around them. They just cuss and go on with their day.

He ate a whole pizza while his friend got arrested.

He didn’t even look up when a truck hit a traffic light.

He said, 'whatever,' when his dog ran away with his lunch.

A person who’s so uninterested in life that they don’t even care if their own dog gets hit by a car.

He said, 'whatever,' when his dog got hit by a car.

He ate a burger while his friend was crying about their ex.

He didn’t even flinch when the ceiling fell on him.