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when someone acts like they know all the secrets but are actually clueless and make a mess of everything
My neighbor thinks he's a detective but tripped over his own dog.
My cousin told the cops the thief was wearing a hat, but he was bald.
My teacher said the test was easy, but I failed it.
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when a person is so dumb they think they're clever, but everyone knows they're not
My friend thinks he's a genius because he can add 2 + 2, but he still doesn't know what 4 is.
My mom tried to fix the TV with a banana and a hammer.
My brother thinks he's a rock star, but he can't even sing the chorus.
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when someone is so weird they think they're cool, but they’re just a mess
My uncle wears socks on his hands and thinks he's a fashion icon.
My sister tried to talk to a wall and called it her best friend.
My dad dances to a song no one else hears and calls it a masterpiece.
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when a person is so dumb they think they’re smart, but they’re just making everything worse
My brother tried to cook and burned down the kitchen.
My neighbor tried to fix the car and now it can’t move.
My mom said she could win the lottery and just picked numbers from a cereal box.
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when someone is so goofy they think they’re cool, but they’re just a mess
My dad wears pajamas to work and says he’s dressed for success.
My cousin tried to ride a bike with a goat and fell into a pond.
My sister thinks she’s a ninja, but she tripped over a chair.
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