Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a meaty stick you wish you had when your pants fall down

My cousin's gafofanator is so big, it got stuck in the door.

I saw my teacher's gafofanator in the mirror during gym class.

He tried to show off his gafofanator, but it fell out of his pants.

2

the thing that makes you feel like a king, until someone laughs at you

My gafofanator is so big, it's got its own Instagram.

I told my friend my gafofanator is bigger than his, and he didn't believe me.

I used my gafofanator to scare the mailman.

3

a long, flappy thing that everyone talks about but no one sees

He showed me his gafofanator, and it was covered in glitter.

My brother's gafofanator is so flappy, it flies out of his pants.

I drew my gafofanator on the board, and the teacher got mad.

4

a thing you use to hit people when you're angry and you don't have a bat

He hit me with his gafofanator, and I got a bruise.

I used my gafofanator to fight my brother.

He was so mad, he swung his gafofanator at the wall.

5

a long, smelly stick that no one wants to touch

His gafofanator smells like old socks.

I tried to touch his gafofanator, and it was gross.

He left his gafofanator on the floor, and it stank up the whole room.

6

the thing you show off when you're trying to be cool

He showed off his gafofanator to impress his friends.

I tried to be cool by showing my gafofanator.

He's been showing off his gafofanator all week.