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A group of giant companies that control your life and make you pay for it. They're like the bullies of the tech world.

Google is always tracking me like a stalker.

Apple charges me $10 for a stupid app.

Facebook makes me feel worse about myself every day.

The biggest tech companies on Earth. They’re rich, powerful, and don’t care if you cry about it.

Google knows my secrets and still charges me.

Apple thinks I’m stupid for buying a new phone every year.

Facebook wants me to post my lunch and my feelings.

A pack of tech monsters that make your life harder just for fun. They’re the reason you’re broke.

Google maps got me lost again.

Apple made me drop my phone in a puddle.

Facebook made me post my dog’s weird dance.

The five biggest tech companies on the planet. They’re like the teachers who give you extra homework and then take your lunch money.

Google made me search for my ex for an hour.

Apple made me buy a phone I don’t need.

Facebook made me post my mom’s weird selfies.

A group of rich tech companies that make your life harder and charge you for it. They’re like the school bullies who also run the bank.

Google is watching me like I did something wrong.

Apple made me pay $1,000 for a phone that broke.

Facebook made me post my cat’s weird face.

The biggest tech companies that make you waste your time and your money. They’re like the worst teachers and the worst bosses all rolled into one.

Google took up my whole morning with ads.

Apple made me buy a phone that doesn’t work.

Facebook made me post my lunch like it’s a big deal.