GAFMA

Google: 'We know where you live, work, and probably your mom's phone number.'

Apple: 'We make things that break every 3 months and charge you $1,000 for it.'

Facebook: 'We sell your soul to the highest bidder and call it a feature.'

Microsoft: 'We make software that crashes more than your ex's phone.'

Amazon: 'We deliver everything to your door and then charge you for the privilege.'

Netflix: 'We let you watch shows, but only if you pay us every month.'

Google: 'We track you like a stalker and know everything about you.'

Apple: 'We make expensive things that break in the first week.'

Facebook: 'We make you post pictures of your food and then sell your data to a creepy company.'

Microsoft: 'We make software that crashes more than your brain on a Monday.'

Amazon: 'We deliver everything, but we charge you like you owe us money.'

Netflix: 'We let you binge-watch shows, but we charge you for it like it’s a crime.'

Google: 'We know where you are, what you're doing, and probably your ex's phone number.'

Apple: 'We make things that break, and we charge you for it.'

Facebook: 'We sell your info and make it look like a feature.'