gaflete

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A player who doesn’t give a single damn about the game or their team and laughs in your face when you try to motivate them.

'I’m gonna take a nap during the game. Wake me up if we’re winning.'

He missed practice three times and said, 'I’m not even mad.'

He scored the winning goal, then went to the snack bar and ignored everyone.

A person who plays the game like it’s a side job and doesn’t even pretend to care.

He got substituted and said, 'I’m not even sorry.'

He forgot to show up to the game and texted, 'I’ll be there in five minutes.'

He got tackled and said, 'That was the best part of my day.'

A player who’s too busy talking trash to actually play the game.

He spent the whole game texting his girlfriend and said, 'I’m not even trying.'

He got a red card and said, 'I didn’t even notice.'

He missed the game entirely and said, 'I was busy eating pizza.'

A person who plays like it’s just another day and doesn’t even flinch when things go wrong.

He got benched and just said, 'Whatever.'

He scored a goal and said, 'I was just lucky.'

He got tackled and said, 'That was the least of my problems.'

A player who doesn’t care about the game and makes it obvious to everyone.

He was eating a sandwich during the game and said, 'I’m not even hungry.'

He got a yellow card and said, 'I was just being myself.'

He missed the game and said, 'I was busy.'