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1
Get a Fucking Life Bitch, you're acting like a toddler who just got their juice box stolen
Your friend just texted you 'I can't believe you didn't text me back' and you replied with a crying emoji
You're mad because your pizza arrived 5 minutes late
You posted 12 selfies today and still aren't happy
2
Get a Fucking Life Bitch, you're older than your problems
You're crying in the school hallway because your crush didn't message you back
You sent 100 texts to your ex and they ignored you
You're mad because your dog ate your homework
3
Get a Fucking Life Bitch, you're not even close to being cool
You're still wearing pajamas at 3 PM and pretending you're not
You posted a TikTok about your feelings and no one liked it
You're arguing with your mom about the cereal order
4
Get a Fucking Life Bitch, you're the problem, not the solution
You're mad because your friend didn't give you the best seat in the class
You're crying because your snack was taken
You're arguing with your sibling over who got more pizza
5
Get a Fucking Life Bitch, you're not even trying
You're texting your crush 50 times a day and they still don't reply
You're crying because you got a B on your math test
You're mad because your friend didn't follow your insta story
6
Get a Fucking Life Bitch, you're making everything harder than it needs to be
You're crying over a spilled juice box
You're arguing with your brother over who got the last slice of pizza
You're texting your crush 10 times because they didn't reply to you
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