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A hole so big it could swallow a donkey whole
My cousin’s gaflakapus looked like a portal to hell.
I saw my aunt’s gaflakapus and immediately ran away screaming.
He told me his girlfriend’s gaflakapus was so wide it could fit a car.
Gaflakapus
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A vagina so wide it could fit a whole family in
Her gaflakapus looked like it could hold a party.
My brother’s girlfriend’s gaflakapus was so wide it could fit a goat.
I asked my mom if she had a gaflakapus, and she said, 'You're not ready for that yet.'
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A wide-ass hole that looks like it was carved by a drunk elephant
Her gaflakapus looked like it had been hit by a bulldozer.
I told my friend his gaflakapus looked like it was made by a drunk elephant.
She said her gaflakapus was so wide, it had its own zip code.
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A vagina so wide it could be a slide for a giant
His gaflakapus was so wide, it could be a slide.
I told my sister her gaflakapus looked like a slide for giants.
She said her gaflakapus was so wide, it could fit a whole basketball team.
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A hole that could fit a whole cow inside
I saw her gaflakapus and screamed, 'That’s a cow hole!'
His gaflakapus looked like it could eat a whole cow.
She told me her gaflakapus was so wide, it could fit a cow and a chicken.
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A vagina so wide it could be a new kind of transportation
I said her gaflakapus looked like a subway.
His gaflakapus was so wide, you could ride a bike through it.
She told me her gaflakapus could be used as a new kind of bus.