Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Tell someone to stop being a useless, brain-dead, mouth-breathing moron.

Gafl, I just saw you eat a whole pizza for breakfast and still failed math.

Gafl, you called your mom 'the best mom ever' three times in one sentence.

Gafl, you're still mad about the 2017 election.

2

A short, loud way to tell someone they're a waste of oxygen and probably still wearing pajamas at 3 p. m.

Gafl, you tried to text me during lunch and spelled 'hello' like a toddler.

Gafl, you still think Facebook is a real place.

Gafl, you cried when the ice cream truck left.

3

Tell someone to stop being a brainless, mouth-breathing, useless piece of trash.

Gafl, you're still mad about the 2017 election and it's 2025.

Gafl, you still think the moon is made of cheese.

Gafl, you cried when the ice cream truck left and then texted me about it.

4

A lunch club for people who watch Grey's Anatomy and think they're cool for doing it.

Gafl, I'm at Milio's with my friends talking about the episode and eating pizza like it's a competition.

Gafl, I cried during the last episode and now I'm eating pizza to comfort myself.

Gafl, I just sat here for 45 minutes talking about a guy who wears a hat and a vest.

5

A party so big it could be mistaken for a war or a very dramatic divorce.

Gafl, the party was so big I think it caused a traffic jam.

Gafl, there were more people there than in my math class.

Gafl, I got lost in the crowd and now I don't know where my shoes are.

6

Tell someone to stop being a brain-dead, useless, mouth-breathing piece of trash.

Gafl, you still think the moon is made of cheese and you spelled 'hello' like a toddler.

Gafl, you're still mad about the 2017 election and you cried when the ice cream truck left.

Gafl, you're still wearing pajamas at 3 p. m.

7

Tell someone to leave and never come back, because they're the worst.

Gafl, you're still mad about the 2017 election and you spelled 'hello' like a toddler.

Gafl, you tried to text me during lunch and you cried when the ice cream truck left.

Gafl, you're the worst and I hope you fall into a hole and never come back.