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A designer who thinks they're cool but everyone else knows they're a waste of ink and coffee.
He sent me a logo that looked like a raccoon took a crayon and a headache.
I asked for a website and got a PowerPoint slide that screamed 'I barely know HTML.'
His Instagram bio says 'Creative Genius' but his DMs say 'I need more likes.'
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A graphic designer who's so bad, they make the printer cry.
He designed a flyer that looked like a toddler had a meltdown in a glue factory.
I told him to make a poster and he added 17 fonts and a dancing cat.
His LinkedIn says 'Professional Designer' but his work looks like a drunk kid used a keyboard as a paintbrush.
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A designer who thinks they're Picasso but everyone else thinks they're a disaster in a box.
His logo had 23 colors and looked like a traffic jam exploded.
He tried to make a brochures and it looked like a confused elephant painted it.
He sent me a business card that said 'Call me' but it had 14 phone numbers on it.
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A designer who adds so many effects, they make a neon sign look sad.
His banner had so many shadows it looked like a haunted house with a bad case of glitter.
He made a simple ad look like it had a nervous breakdown.
He used 20 filters on a picture of a sandwich and it looked like it was screaming for help.
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A designer who thinks they're the best but their work looks like it was done by a blind raccoon with a crayon.
He made a poster that had 12 fonts and looked like a cat threw up on it.
His logo looked like a kid had a crayon fight in a shoebox.
He used 17 colors and called it 'modern art.' It was more like 'chaos.'
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