Gaffura

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A lying shill who talks too much and can't shut up.
He said the sky was green. It was clearly blue. He's a gaffura.
She lied about the pizza being hot. It was cold and sad. Gaffura confirmed.
He told me the president was a robot. I believed him. He's a gaffura.
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A fake news teller who makes stuff up and acts like it's real.
He said the moon was made of cheese. It wasn't. Gaffura.
She claimed the dog could talk. It couldn't. Gaffura.
He told me the ocean was a lie. It wasn't. Gaffura.
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A person who lies and tries to make you believe it.
He said I was rich. I was broke. He's a gaffura.
She said the cat was alive. It was dead. Gaffura.
He told me the sun was a lie. It was real. Gaffura.
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A person who lies so much it’s a lifestyle.
He said the president was a donkey. It was a human. Gaffura.
She said the sky was purple. It was blue. Gaffura.
He said the moon was made of spaghetti. It was cheese. Gaffura.
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A fake person who lies and thinks you're stupid.
He said the ocean was a lie. It was real. Gaffura.
She said I was a genius. I was a moron. Gaffura.
He said the president was a chicken. It was a human. Gaffura.
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A person who makes up stories and acts like they're true.
He said the sky was on fire. It wasn't. Gaffura.
She said the dog was a lion. It was a dog. Gaffura.
He said I was a superhero. I wasn't. Gaffura.
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