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When a Fox News commentator accidentally tells the truth because they’re too high or too drunk to lie anymore.

“The economy is total crap!”, said by a commentator who just drank 10 energy drinks.

“The president did actually do that!”, said while staring at a wall like it’s the president.

“This is the worst policy ever!”, said after a 2-hour argument with their kid.

A Fox News commentator telling the truth so hard it feels like they’re trying to save the world from their own lies.

“That was a total gaffe!”, said by a commentator who just admitted they were wrong.

“I didn’t mean to say that!”, said after the whole country heard it.

“I can’t believe I said that!”, said while still on camera.

When a Fox News commentator accidentally tells the truth, and it’s so embarrassing they might quit.

“I guess I was wrong.”, said while eating a sandwich like it’s a life-or-death decision.

“That actually happened.”, said while trying to hide behind a fake beard.

“I didn’t know I was wrong.”, said after the whole studio laughed at them.

A Fox News commentator telling the truth so fast it feels like a miracle.

“I just said the truth!”, said while running out of the studio.

“I didn’t lie on purpose!”, said while still lying.

“That was a real truth!”, said while still being fake.

When a Fox News commentator accidentally tells the truth because they forgot how to lie.

“I forgot how to lie!”, said while still being on camera.

“That was the truth!”, said by a commentator who just remembered they were wrong.

“I told the truth because I was tired.”, said after a 12-hour news show.

A Fox News commentator who accidentally tells the truth because they’re too lazy to make up a lie.

“I’m too lazy to lie.”, said while still being on camera.

“That was the truth.”, said by a commentator who just realized they were wrong.

“I told the truth because I was lazy.”, said after a 3-hour argument.