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A dumbass who talks so much trash they make every sentence a disaster.
'I ate my homework and it was good.'
''I'm not fat, I'm just... extra.'
''I'm not late, I'm just early on a Friday.'
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A person so clueless they turn simple conversations into full-blown messes.
''I went to the store and bought a dog.'
''I'm not a failure, I'm just a work in progress of a disaster.'
''I'm not mad, I'm just slightly annoyed.'
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A human garbage can who spits out the worst possible words every single time.
''I like my coffee black, like my soul.'
''I'm not a gaffoon, I'm just slightly cursed.'
''I didn't fail, I just gave the test a high five.'
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A person who says the dumbest stuff so often it's basically a religion.
''I'm not a gaffoon, I'm just a gaffoon in training.'
''I'm not a fool, I'm just a fool with a PhD.'
''I didn't say that, I just said that to be dramatic.'
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A human blunder who turns every sentence into a full-blown mistake.
''I didn't miss the bus, I just let it win.'
''I'm not a gaffoon, I'm just a gaffoon with a plan.'
''I didn't fail, I just gave the test a standing ovation.'