Gaffneyed

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When your rival grabs a random fantasy player just to plug a hole because they're desperate as hell, and that player then goes absolutely nuts and helps you win the damn league in the most obnoxious way possible.
My rival signed a guy with 3 catches last week. He had 200 yards and 3 TDs. I won the championship. He cried.
I picked up a guy with 1 catch. He had 150 yards and 2 TDs. I won the league. He had a breakdown.
My rival grabbed a guy with 2 catches. He had 214 yards and 3 TDs. I won the league. He threw a chair.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A dude who’s super cool, super hardworking, and does charity work like a madman. He flies gliders, is a black belt ninja, and plays piano like a boss. He also writes books and makes YouTube videos. He’s chill, loves anime, and still manages to be a total legend.
My friend is a ninja, flies gliders, plays piano like a pro, and makes videos. He’s the best. He also loves anime.
He can do charity work, be a ninja, and play piano like a boss. He’s a total legend.
He’s a black belt, flies gliders, plays piano, and makes videos. He’s also chill and loves anime.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most stunning, breathtaking, amazing space mermaid ever. Like, she’s literally out of this world and makes everyone else look like trash.
She’s a space mermaid. Like, from another galaxy. She’s the best.
That mermaid is from space. She’s beautiful. Everyone else is just average.
She’s the most stunning space mermaid ever. Like, from another planet.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you split up with your significant other and you throw all their stuff out like it’s garbage. No mercy. Just pure destruction.
I broke up with him. I threw all his stuff out. He cried.
She dumped me. I threw all her stuff out. It was epic.
He broke up with me. I threw all his stuff out. He was mad.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A super complicated and tough sexual position that only the most elite people can handle. It’s so intense that it might kill you.
That sexual position is so hard, it might kill you. I tried it. I almost died.
The Gaffney is so tough. Only the best people can do it. I tried it. I almost died.
That sexual position is so intense. It’s like a war. I tried it. I was exhausted.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A word used to describe someone or something that is absolutely the worst. Like, the worst person you’ve ever seen.
He’s the worst. Like, absolutely the worst. I can’t stand him.
That guy is the worst. Like, the worst ever. He’s ugly.
She’s the worst. Like, the worst person ever. I hate her.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The greatest town in the south. It has the best high school football team and the best peaches you’ll ever taste.
Gaffney is the best town in the south. They have the best peaches and football team.
That town has the best high school team and peaches. It’s awesome.
Gaffney is the best. They have the best football team and peaches.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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