Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

to grab something like a thief in the night and make the owner cry

I gafflesnatched his last slice of pizza and now he's mad.

She gafflesnatched my phone and sent a text to my crush.

He gafflesnatched my lunch and now I have to eat glitter.

2

when you take something and laugh in the face of the person who gave it to you

I gafflesnatched your soda and drank it while you cried.

He gafflesnatched my homework and now I have to do it twice.

She gafflesnatched my snack and left me with a bag of dirt.

3

to rip something from someone's hand like they're a beggar and you're a king

He gafflesnatched my pencil and now I have to write with a crayon.

I gafflesnatched her snack and now she's eating my hair.

She gafflesnatched my phone and sent a text to my ex.

4

when you take something and make the person who gave it to you feel like a loser

I gafflesnatched his homework and now he's failing math.

She gafflesnatched my lunch and now I have to eat a sandwich made of socks.

He gafflesnatched my phone and sent a text to my crush while I watched.

5

to take something from someone and laugh so hard you might fall over

I gafflesnatched her snack and laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

He gafflesnatched my lunch and now I'm eating glue.

She gafflesnatched my phone and sent a text to my crush while I screamed.