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a fake pussy that tries to pass for real but gets caught in the act.
You said you had a pussy but it was just a guy in a dress.
She said she was a pro but got caught with a tampon.
He tried to flirt but it turned out he was a guy.
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a pussy that looks good but is all talk and no action.
He said he’d do it but just talked and talked.
She said she was ready but had to go to the bathroom.
He said he was a pro but had to look it up.
3
a pussy that doesn’t deliver and makes you question your life choices.
You paid for it but it was just a guy.
She said she was hot but had to take a break.
He said he’d come but never showed up.
4
a pussy that isn’t real and makes you look bad.
You brought him but he was just a guy.
She said she was a pro but had to leave.
He said he’d do it but ended up crying.
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a pussy that turns out to be a guy and makes you feel stupid.
You thought she was hot but she was just a guy.
He said he was a pro but had to go to the bathroom.
She said she was ready but had to look it up.
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a fake pussy that tries to be real but fails hard.
He said he was a pro but failed hard.
She said she was hot but had to leave.
He said he’d do it but ended up crying.