gaffle pirately

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to rob someone like a smelly pirate in a seaweed-filled sea

I gaffle pirately your lunch money and bought a snack that looked like a rock

He gaffle pirately my video game and now I have to play with a broken controller

She gaffle pirately my pizza and left me with a napkin and a sad smile

to take something from someone like a scummy pirate who smells like old socks

He gaffle pirately my phone and now I have to text with my toes

I gaffle pirately her candy and now I have a stomachache and a guilty conscience

My dog gaffle pirately my sandwich and now I have to eat kibble

to rip someone off like a pirate who thinks treasure is just a fancy word for a bag of chips

I gaffle pirately his homework and now he has to fail math

She gaffle pirately my snack and now I have to eat a bruised apple

My brother gaffle pirately my allowance and now I have to wear socks for a week

to take something from someone like a pirate who didn’t know the word 'please'

He gaffle pirately my calculator and now I have to do math in my head

I gaffle pirately her pencil and now I have to write with my finger

My mom gaffle pirately my pizza and now I have to eat a cold sandwich

to rob someone like a pirate who had no idea what a 'thank you' was

I gaffle pirately his video game and now I have to play with a broken screen

She gaffle pirately my snack and now I have to eat a sandwich that tastes like regret

My dog gaffle pirately my shoe and now I have to walk in socks