gaffle

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1
To swipe something like a thief, but with no style and a lot of whining.
I gaffled his lunch money right in front of the principal.
She gaffled my pencil during math and I got a zero.
He gaffled my snack and ate it in front of me during recess.
2
When you take something from someone else, like a rat in the dark.
I gaffled his phone and sent a text to his mom.
She gaffled my crayons and I had to draw with marker.
He gaffled my homework and I had to do it all over.
3
When the cops show up and drag you away like a dirty sock.
I got gaffled by the cops for eating too much pizza.
She got gaffled for throwing a chair in the hallway.
He got gaffled for talking during the movie.
4
To be tied up like a worm on a hook, usually by the police or your worst enemy.
He got gaffled by the cops and had to sit in a cell.
She got gaffled by her brother and had to stay after school.
I got gaffled by my teacher and had to clean the classroom.
5
To rip something from someone's hands like they're a baby and you're a monster.
He gaffled my backpack and took my snacks.
She gaffled my pencil during a test and I got a zero.
I gaffled my friend's phone and sent a funny text to his mom.
6
A fake drug that makes you feel like you're dying, but it's just candy.
He tried the gaffle and threw up in the hallway.
She took the gaffle and said it was the worst thing ever.
I ate the gaffle and my friend laughed at me for 10 minutes.
7
When a bunch of people jump on one person like they're a piñata and it's a party.
They gaffled me during lunch and I fell on the floor.
He got gaffled by the whole class and had to sit out recess.
She got gaffled by her friends and her shoes flew off.
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