Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

throwing a huge mess of a party that ends with people puking in the pool and your mom’s ex showing up

My cousin’s 18th was gaffing it. The pool was green and my aunt had a meltdown.

We gaffed it at the park. The cops showed up and my dog ate my neighbor’s kid’s shoe.

My brother’s gaffing it because he ran out of pizza and got into a fight with his girlfriend’s brother.

2

when you use the letters G-A-F-F-I-N-G-I-T to tell someone they got completely beaten by something bad and now they’re stuck with it

My friend got GAFed by his math test. He cried and ate the whole cake.

She GAFed me in the game. I lost and now my avatar is stuck in a hole.

My teacher GAFed me because I forgot my homework and my dog chewed it up.

3

when you swing your golf club so hard it hits your buddy and his face gets flattened like a pancake

I gaffed my buddy in the face. His teeth looked like broken glass.

At the golf course, I gaffed my dad. He’s still recovering.

My uncle gaffed his brother and now he can’t eat without a straw.

4

a word made famous by some old guys on Facebook. It means you look in the mirror and spell it backwards while people laugh at you

My dad posted on Dad Nation. He spelled gaffing it backwards and fell over.

At the grocery store, I gaffed it and got stared at by the clerk.

My uncle gaffed it at the bar and got kicked out.

5

when you really, really care about something and it feels like your soul is on fire

I gave a fuck about my math test. I stayed up all night studying.

My sister gave a fuck about her dog. She cried when he got sick.

I gave a fuck about my crush. I asked him to the prom.

6

an old Irish way of saying house, but it sounds cool and like you’re from another planet

My grandpa said, ‘We’re going to the gaffing it.’ I thought he was mad.

The guy at the bar said, ‘This gaffing it is legendary.’ I believed him.

My friend moved into a gaffing it. It had a toilet in the kitchen.

7

when you say ‘give a fuck’ and it’s like you’re telling the universe you’re not going to take any more nonsense

I gave a fuck at the dinner table. My mom was mad.

He gave a fuck at the party. He started a fight with the DJ.

She gave a fuck when she saw her dog eating her homework.