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When someone parks their car like a cocky idiot, taking up two or more spots just to show off.
My neighbor parked across two spots and now I have to walk around his stupid car.
The guy at the mall parking lot parked diagonal and now I'm stuck behind him.
My friend's dad parked across three spots and called it a 'masterpiece.'
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Pretending your car is a king and the parking lot is its throne, taking over multiple spaces.
That car is like a king sitting on a throne, and I'm just a peasant trying to get by.
She parked across two spaces and now I have to dance around her car to get in.
My uncle parked across three spots and said, 'This is how royalty parks.'
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When someone parks so bad, it’s like they’re trying to give the parking lot a headache.
He parked diagonal across two spots and now the parking lot is giving him a migraine.
She parked across three spots like it was a personal mission.
My cousin parked so bad, the parking lot is going to file a complaint.
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When someone takes over the parking lot like it’s their personal playground.
That car is in the middle of the lot, like it’s the center of the universe.
He parked across two spots and now it's like the lot is his backyard.
She parked across three spots and now the lot is hers.
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When someone parks so bad, it’s like they’re trying to make the rest of us look good.
He parked across two spots and now I have to look good just to survive.
She parked across three spots and now I’m the only one who looks normal.
My brother parked across two spots and now I’m the hero of the parking lot.
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When someone parks so bad, it’s like they’re trying to ruin the parking lot for everyone else.
He parked across two spots and now the whole lot is in chaos.
She parked across three spots and now the lot is crying.
My mom parked across two spots and now the lot is giving her a hard time.
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