Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When something is so bad it makes your brain shut off and your pants fall down.

Bro: This movie is gaffi. I fell asleep and my dog bit my toe.

Achmed: My ex is gaffi. She turned my pizza into a salad.

Me: My life is gaffi. I woke up and my dog was eating my math homework.

2

When things are going from bad to worse and your brain is trying to escape.

Bro: This high is gaffi. I thought I was flying, but I was just tripping over my cat.

Street bro: This game is gaffi. I lost my money and my dignity.

Drugs: My life is gaffi. I forgot my name and my phone number.

3

Looks like a duck that got hit by a chicken and cried like a baby.

My uncle is gaffi. He walks like a duck and talks like a confused chicken.

My math teacher is gaffi. He wears socks with ducks on them.

My dog is gaffi. He waddles and barks like a duck in a storm.

4

When you take gay, fag, and pussy and mix them in a blender and call it gaffi.

My cousin is gaffi. He dances like a chicken and sings at the mall.

My neighbor is gaffi. He wears socks with ducks and talks to his plants.

My brother is gaffi. He tried to date a chicken and got kicked out of the house.

5

A word that was cool until everyone used it and now it’s so uncool it’s like your brain got hit by a duck.

Kl: Gaffi is unkl. I used it and now I’m the worst bro.

Bro: Gaffi is so unkl. I got called a chicken at the store.

Achmed: Gaffi is not kewl. It’s like my brain got kicked by a duck.

6

When you get hit with a stick that looks like a club and feels like a duck punch.

Bro: I got gaffi’d by my dad. He used a stick and called me a chicken.

Street bro: I got gaffi’d at the park. My brain exploded and my pants fell down.

Me: I got gaffi’d by my dog. He used a stick and laughed like a chicken.

7

A brain-dead person who trips over everything and falls like a duck in a storm.

My uncle is a gaffi. He fell into the pool and brought my dog with him.

My math teacher is a gaffi. He tripped over a pencil and cried like a baby.

My dog is a gaffi. He fell off the couch and tried to eat my homework.