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A joke that starts with something hilarious and finishes with something so gross it makes you want to vomit.
'I told my dog a joke about a chicken and a cow. He laughed... then ate my homework.'
'My friend said a joke about a pizza. It ended with a whole bunch of spaghetti coming out of his nose.'
'I told a joke about a ghost. It ended with the ghost throwing up on my shoes.'
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A funny start that ends with something so disgusting you wish you had never heard it.
'I told a joke about a clown. He laughed... then barfed on my face.'
'My mom told a joke about ice cream. It ended with her eating a whole bowl of dirt.'
'My teacher told a joke about a cat. It ended with the cat throwing up on the whiteboard.'
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A joke that makes you laugh at first, but then it hits you with something so gross it makes you want to run away.
'I told a joke about a pirate. He laughed... then vomited on my shirt.'
'My brother told a joke about a robot. It ended with the robot throwing up confetti and spaghetti.'
'I told a joke about a monster. It ended with the monster eating my lunch and throwing up on my desk.'
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