gaffer nosher

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A sad sack at work who farts up your day by licking the boots of the boss just to get a raise.
My gaffer nosher tried to sneak me into the boss's office so he could steal my ideas.
He told the boss I was lazy just so he could get the promotion.
He even brought donuts to the boss's dog.
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A weenie who shoves your face into the dirt so he can ride the coattails of the big shots.
He told the manager I was the worst employee ever just so he could get a better office.
He took credit for my project and called me a 'moron' in front of everyone.
He even let the boss walk all over him just to get a better title.
3
A spineless worm who screams for attention from the top while you get the dirt on your shoes.
He called me a 'failure' in front of the whole team just so he could get a raise.
He took my idea and claimed it was his own.
He even sat in my chair while I was out sick.
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A loser who flaps his lips at the boss while you're getting the raw end of the stick.
He said I was 'unreliable' just so he could get the weekend off.
He took my lunch break and called me a 'disrespectful idiot'.
He even let the boss insult me just so he could look good.
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A sack of hot air who farts up your day to get a pat on the back from the big shots.
He told the boss I was a 'disaster' just so he could get the promotion.
He took my idea and called me a 'weak link'.
He even brought cookies to the boss's office while I was working late.
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A wet blanket who sucks up the boss while you're getting the worst of it.
He called me a 'slacker' just so he could get a better title.
He took my work and called me a 'total mess'.
He even let the boss walk over me just so he could look good.
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