gaffer jacket

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it's an irish word for a piece of cloth you wear when you're too lazy to get dressed properly
my grandma wears hers while eating cereal at 3 a. m.
he showed up to the party in his gaffer jacket and a sock
i wore mine to work because i forgot my pants
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it's like a fancy bathrobe but for people who think they're fancy
she wore hers to the grocery store like it was a red carpet
he called it 'business casual' and wore it to a funeral
my mom's gaffer jacket has more wrinkles than my life
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it's a piece of fabric you wear when you're too drunk to care about your appearance
he threw up in his gaffer jacket and still wore it to work
i wore mine to the bar because i didn't want to take my shirt off
they got married in their gaffer jackets and called it 'casual elegance'
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