Gaffer it up

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When a hot girl has a face like a fartsack, you put a bag over her head and tape it up so tight she looks like a sausage in a sock while you bonk her like she’s the last pizza on the menu.

My cousin’s face looked like a used tampon, so I bagged her up and gaffer taped her like a meatloaf.

I put a bag over my girlfriend’s face and taped it so hard she screamed like a feral pig.

My ex had a face like a dead raccoon, so I bagged her up and taped her like a football.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You take a pretty girl, cover her face with a bag, and tape it so hard you could use it to hang a dead body, just so you don’t have to look at her face while you do your thing.

I taped my date’s face so hard, I could’ve used it to tie up a thief.

My girlfriend’s face looked like a used napkin, so I bagged her and taped it like a prisoner.

I put a bag on my ex’s face and taped it so tight, she screamed like a chicken with no head.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You cover up a girl’s face with a bag and tape it like a mummy so you can have sex with her without going blind from her face.

I bagged my crush and taped her like a mummy because her face looked like a used sock.

My girlfriend’s face was so bad, I had to bag her and tape her like a sandwich.

I covered my date’s face with a bag and taped it so hard, she looked like a taco.

by Slangipedia 13d ago