Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A boss who thinks they're the king of the world and everyone else is just a peasant.

My gaffer told me I was a lazy donkey and I was too dumb to know it.

He called me a donkey in front of the whole team.

He told me he'd make me work 12-hour days if I didn't stop being a donkey.

2

The guy who gives you orders and expects miracles, but still takes all the credit.

My gaffer told me I was the worst worker he ever had.

He said I was a disgrace to the team.

He said I should be fired and sent to the donkey farm.

3

A tiny kid, like a baby, or a runty dog who thinks it's tough.

That gaffer is so tiny, he looks like a baby.

He's like a runty dog who thinks it's a lion.

He's so small, he looks like he could be squashed by a donkey.

4

An old man who talks so much, he could make a donkey fall asleep.

My gaffer talks so much, he could make a donkey fall asleep.

He droned on for hours and no one wanted to listen.

He's like a donkey who doesn't know when to stop.

5

The guy on a movie set with duck tape, making sure nothing breaks and the donkey doesn't laugh.

That gaffer has more duck tape than a donkey has hair.

He keeps fixing the set like it's a donkey's mess.

He's the guy who saves the set from falling apart.

6

An old man who runs the lights, or a woman who licks cum off a cock like it's a donkey's job.

That gaffer licks cum off a cock like it's a donkey's job.

She licks cum off a plate like it's a donkey's breakfast.

He runs the lights and makes sure the donkey doesn't get too bright.

7

The guy who runs a football team and thinks he's the king of the donkey kingdom.

That gaffer thinks he's the king of the donkey kingdom.

He runs the football team like it's a donkey's job.

He's the donkey king and everyone else is just a peasant.