gaffen

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A man with a face like a wet sock who won't stop yelling at a tiny imaginary person

My uncle is a gaffen. He screams at a bug like it owes him money.

This guy at the gym is a gaffen. He flexes at a kid who's just eating a sandwich.

My teacher is a gaffen. She yells at the ceiling like it's her ex.

A guy who thinks he's tough but actually just has bad breath and a tiny brain

That guy at the bus stop is a gaffen. He smells like a dead fish and yells at the bus driver.

My brother is a gaffen. He fights with his chicken like it's a war.

My neighbor is a gaffen. He shouts at his toaster like it betrayed him.

A man who thinks he's a superhero but just walks around in pajamas and screams at people

My dad is a gaffen. He wears a cape and yells at the mailman like he's the villain.

This man at the park is a gaffen. He fights with a squirrel like it's a battle royal.

My cousin is a gaffen. He screams at the sky like it's his best friend.

A man who thinks he's cool but just wears socks with sandals and yells at a duck

That guy at the store is a gaffen. He yells at a duck like it's his nemesis.

My friend's dad is a gaffen. He wears socks with sandals and screams at the TV.

This man at the mall is a gaffen. He fights with a cart like it's a war.

A man who talks to his plants and thinks he's a king but still can't do math

My uncle is a gaffen. He talks to his plants and yells at the calculator.

This man at the coffee shop is a gaffen. He talks to his coffee like it's his queen.

My teacher is a gaffen. She talks to her chalk and screams at the math problems.

A man who wears a hat inside and thinks he's a legend but just eats chips all day

That guy at the gym is a gaffen. He wears a hat inside and yells at the weights.

My dad is a gaffen. He wears a hat inside and eats chips like it's a religion.

This man at the park is a gaffen. He wears a hat inside and screams at the pigeons.