gaffelighting

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When someone tries to trick voters into thinking a rambling lunatic just has a tiny speech problem

The guy on TV was screaming about aliens and the moon was made of cheese. They said he just had a little stutter.

My grandma thought the president was just nervous. He was yelling about a conspiracy involving ketchup.

They told me the mayor was just tired. He was ranting about how the internet was a trap made by squirrels.

Making voters believe a babbling idiot is just a little bit confused, not a total disaster

They said the candidate was just forgetful. He forgot his own name and started crying about a toaster.

My brother thought the governor was just tired. He was yelling about how the moon was watching him.

They told the people the senator was just a bit slow. He said 2+2=5 and then tried to eat a lamp.

Tricking people into thinking a crazy person is just a little bit shaky, not a full-on meltdown

They said the candidate was just a bit shaky. He was jumping on desks and screaming about the president being a robot.

My mom thought the mayor was just a bit nervous. He was crying about a sandwich and a conspiracy involving the clouds.

They told the voters the president was just a bit confused. He said the country was made of chocolate and was angry at the moon.