Gaffel

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A Gaffel is like a fork, but for butt-hurt. It’s got prongs, and it’s used to dig into your friend’s stuff and take it, then pretend it’s just a loan.
My buddy took my last pizza slice and said it was a Gaffel. I haven’t seen it since.
She borrowed my phone, and now it’s in her room. I think she’s hiding it from me.
He took my lunch money and said he’d pay me back. I’m still waiting.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gaffel is a god-like friend who takes your stuff and never gives it back. The most famous one is Lompi, who took my homework and still hasn’t returned it.
Lompi took my pencil and now I have to use my finger to write.
My Gaffel took my snack and said it was a tribute to the god Lompi.
I prayed to Lompi for my missing shoes. He answered with a sock.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A Gaffel is a sneaky thief who takes your stuff and acts like it’s a loan. They never return it, and they’ll laugh in your face when you ask.
He took my game and said it was a Gaffel. Now I have to play with his broken one.
My friend borrowed my phone and now it’s in his room. I think he’s hiding it from me.
She took my snack and said she’d pay me back. I haven’t seen her since.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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