Gaffed Up Squak

My period hit me like a truck and I’m still walking around like I’m fine.

I tried to flirt and my vagina just gave me the side eye.

I sat on a toilet seat and my vagina screamed in pain.

I tried to wear a dress and my vagina just said no.

My vagina is so tired it’s thinking about retirement.

I walked into a room and my vagina asked, 'Is this a joke?'

I tried to talk to my vagina and it just rolled its eyes.

My vagina is so gaffed up it’s thinking about getting a new job.

I walked into the bathroom and my vagina said, 'Not today.'