Gaffed out

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You're lounging like a king at home or at 'gaff' because you're too lazy to move and too proud to care.
I was gaffed out so hard I didn't even notice my mom cried in the kitchen.
I was at 'gaff' and my pants were on fire and I still didn't budge.
I was so gaffed out I texted my ex and forgot to delete the message.
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You're so comfortable at home or at 'gaff' that you’re basically a human potato.
I was gaffed out so much I fell asleep on the couch and woke up with a face full of pizza.
I was at 'gaff' and my dog stole my phone and I didn’t even care.
I was so gaffed out I forgot my own birthday and my mom had to remind me.
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You're chilling at home or at 'gaff' like you own the place and you're not going anywhere.
I was gaffed out and my roommate tried to talk to me and I just stared at the ceiling.
I was at 'gaff' and my mom called and I said 'not now, I'm being gaffed out.'
I was so gaffed out I didn’t even notice my dog pooped on the floor.
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You're at home or at 'gaff' like you're king of the hill and no one can touch you.
I was gaffed out and my dad walked in and I didn’t even look up.
I was at 'gaff' and I got a text from my crush and I ignored it.
I was so gaffed out I didn’t even brush my teeth and my breath was like a dragon’s.
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You're at home or at 'gaff' like you're the main character and everything else is just background noise.
I was gaffed out and my mom screamed at me and I just said 'I don’t care.'
I was at 'gaff' and I got a call from my teacher and I hung up and went back to my game.
I was so gaffed out I didn’t even notice my dog had a sock on his head.
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