gaff tape

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The holy grail of tape. It’s like duct tape’s hot, rich cousin who went to college and now judges your life choices. It can hold up a ceiling, patch a tire, and still have the energy to fight back.
Used gaff tape to fix my dog’s leash and my ex’s ego.
I used gaff tape to hold my pizza box together and my sanity.
Gaff tape saved my life when my roof fell on me and my cat ran away.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A fancy, overpriced piece of tape that acts like it’s saving your life every time you use it. It’s more expensive than your first love and probably more reliable.
I paid $25 for gaff tape and it fixed my car. My first love left me for a toaster.
Used gaff tape to fix my phone and my self-esteem.
Gaff tape was the only thing that kept my ceiling from falling on my cat.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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It’s like magic, but it costs money and it doesn’t care about your feelings. It can fix your life, your dog, and your mom’s cooking.
Gaff tape fixed my broken heart and my broken chair.
Used gaff tape to hold my house together and my hope.
It fixed my life and my dog’s collar at the same time.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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