gaff rigged

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a boat that looks like it was put together by a drunk sailor with a broken leg and a bad attitude

My boat is so gaff rigged it looks like a pirate threw a toaster at it.

The sail is held on by duct tape and a curse.

That ship is so gaff rigged it should be in a museum of bad decisions.

a ship that’s held together by a prayer, a curse, and a bunch of bad decisions

That boat is held together by duct tape and the ghost of my ex.

The rigging is so bad it looks like a kid drew it with a crayon.

I swear that ship is held on by a curse and a prayer.

a boat that’s patched up with whatever’s lying around and a whole lot of swearing

The rigging is so bad it looks like a goat threw a shoe at it.

I used a spoon, a sock, and a swear to fix that boat.

That ship was patched up with a hammer, a swear, and a whole lot of duct tape.

a boat that’s more of a disaster than a sailboat and smells like a sailor’s gym bag

That boat looks like it was hit by a truck and then cursed.

I smelled that boat from a mile away and it reeks of disaster.

That ship is a disaster wrapped in a sail and tied with duct tape.

a boat that's so messed up it looks like it was thrown in a lake and then cursed by a witch

That boat is so messed up it looks like it was thrown in a lake and then kicked by a goat.

That ship has more holes than a drunk sailor’s memory.

I swear that boat was cursed by a witch and then thrown in a lake.

a boat that's held on by a whole lot of swearing, duct tape, and a broken heart

That boat is held on by a broken heart, a swear, and a whole lot of duct tape.

I used a swear, a duct tape, and a broken heart to patch that boat.

That ship looks like it was tied on with a broken heart and a curse.