gaff out a fatty

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When you pinch out a big loaf so hard it screams for mercy.

I gaffed out a fatty so hard my fingers were numb and the bread was crying.

That fatty was so big I had to use both hands and a prayer.

I gaffed out a fatty so hard it looked like it was about to go to heaven.

When you squeeze a fatty so tight it might as well be a murder.

I gaffed out a fatty so tight I think it got a concussion.

That fatty was so big I had to fight it to get it out.

I gaffed out a fatty so hard it looked like it wanted to call the cops.

When you pinch a fatty so hard it wishes it was dead.

I gaffed out a fatty so hard it said, 'I wish I was a crumpet.'

That fatty was so big I had to use both hands and a curse.

I gaffed out a fatty so hard it looked like it was going to sue me.