Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gaff-on is like your house, but it’s also a place where you hope no one knocks and you’re not wearing pants.

My gaff-on reeks like my dog ate a whole pizza and then cried.

I live in a gaff-on that’s falling apart like my relationships.

My gaff-on is the only thing holding me back from becoming a full-time slob.

2

A gaff-on is where you live, but also where you hide your shame and your ex's texts.

My gaff-on is the only thing keeping me from moving out and crying in a gas station.

I went to my gaff-on and found my mom’s old pants and my dad’s secrets.

My gaff-on smells like regret and burnt toast.

3

A gaff-on is a place you call home, even if it’s just a tiny room and your dreams.

I live in a gaff-on that’s smaller than my problems.

My gaff-on is the only thing I own that doesn’t hate me.

I came home to my gaff-on and it looked at me like it was tired of my life.

4

A gaff-on is like your flat, but it also smells like your last fight and your first mistake.

My gaff-on is like a prison, but I signed the lease willingly.

My gaff-on has more memories than my brain does.

I came home to my gaff-on and it welcomed me like it was my ex.

5

A gaff-on is your place, but it might also be where your life goes to die.

My gaff-on is the only thing I love more than my dog.

I live in a gaff-on that’s falling apart like my patience.

I came home to my gaff-on and it asked me why I was still alive.

6

A gaff-on is where you laugh, but also where your secrets hide and your dreams fall apart.

I laughed in my gaff-on like I was going to live forever.

My gaff-on heard my secrets and laughed at me.

I came home to my gaff-on and it just laughed at my life.

7

A gaff-on is what men wear to hide their junk and pretend they’re not hiding it.

I wear my gaff-on like it’s my last hope of looking cool.

My gaff-on is so tight, it’s like it’s trying to save my dignity.

I came to the store to buy my gaff-on and it looked at me like I was a mistake.