Gaff Fever

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When you get home after a gaff or a wild night and your brain feels like it's been hit by a drunk goat.

I got home and my head was screaming at me. Gaff fever, baby.

After that bar fight, I had gaff fever so bad I threw up on my neighbor's lawn.

My mom called me at 3 a. m. I told her I had gaff fever and she said I was a disgrace.

The curse that makes your body feel like it's been run over by a truck after a gaff or a long night of drinking.

I woke up with a hangover so strong I thought I was a zombie. Gaff fever, man.

After that gaff, my legs were wobbly like a drunk penguin.

I told my friend I had gaff fever. He laughed and said I was a disgrace.

When you come home from a gaff and your brain is so messed up it thinks it's in a war.

I came home and my brain was like, 'What just happened?' Gaff fever, that's what.

After that gaff, I thought I was in a war. My head was exploding.

I told my dog I had gaff fever. He just stared at me like I was crazy.

That stupid feeling you get when you come home after a gaff and your body feels like it's been through hell.

I got home and my body was screaming at me. Gaff fever, that's what it is.

After that gaff, I felt like I had been tortured. My head was on fire.

I told my sister I had gaff fever. She just rolled her eyes and said, 'Again?'

The moment you come home from a gaff and your brain is so drunk it doesn't know what day it is.

I got home and my brain was like, 'Is it Monday or Tuesday?' Gaff fever.

After that gaff, I thought it was Saturday. My brain was drunk.

I told my dad I had gaff fever. He said, 'You're always like this.'

When you come home after a gaff and your body feels like it's been thrown into a blender.

I came home and my body was like it had been blended. Gaff fever, that's what.

After that gaff, I looked like a smoothie. My brain was all over the place.

I told my friend I had gaff fever. He said, 'You're like a blender.'