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A guy with a face like a wet cat that just got hit by a brick. Also called a tuck a dick. He thinks he’s fancy but he’s just a metrosexual with a fake pussy head.
My cousin’s face looks like it got run over by a bus and then peed on.
He tried to be cool at the gym but looked like a confused chia pet.
He showed me his face and I almost threw up.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A man who looks like he was born in a trash can and then stepped on by a horse. Also known as a tuck a dick. He’s a metrosexual with a fake pussy head and a bad day.
He walked in and I thought the lights went out.
He tried to flirt and it was like watching a train wreck.
He looks like he got slapped by a donut.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy with a face that could make a vampire run away. Also called a tuck a dick. He’s a metrosexual with a fake pussy head and a soul full of regret.
He looked like he had a fight with a blender.
He came in and I thought the bar was on fire.
He has a face that could scare a ghost.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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