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He just left me for a girl who looks like a cartoon character. I still got a tattoo of his name.

He blocked me on Instagram the day after the breakup. Like I was a bother.

He asked me to delete his messages. I kept them. He cried.

She texted him 10 times and he didn’t reply. She asked, 'Are you dead? Or are you with your new girlfriend? Both?''

He got a new girl and called me 'old school.' I called him 'retarded.'

He left me for a girl with a better Instagram. I left him for a guy with a better job.

He said, 'You were just a test.' I said, 'You were just a failure.'

He left me for a girl who had a better smile. I left him for a guy who had a better life.

She called him and he ignored her. Then he called me and said, 'You're annoying.'

He said, 'You’re just a backup plan.' I said, 'You’re just a disaster.'

She texted him and he said, 'I’m busy.' She said, 'With who?' He said, 'With the girl who doesn’t hate you.'

He asked me to leave him alone. I left him alone and he texted the new girl.

He left me for a girl who looked like a movie star. I left him for a guy who had a good job.

She asked him, 'Why did you leave me?' He said, 'You were just a phase.' She said, 'You were just a mistake.'

He texted me and said, 'You’re not important anymore.' I said, 'You’re not important at all.'

He said, 'You were just a backup.' I said, 'You were just a disaster.'

She called him and he said, 'I’m busy.' She said, 'With who?' He said, 'With the girl who loves me.'

He left me for a girl with a better Instagram. I left him for a guy with a better life.