Gaff-daddy

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A gaff-daddy is a man who thinks he’s a god, juggling three screaming kids, a dead-end job, and a wife who’s about to quit and take him down with her.
'I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’m still wearing pants!', said no one ever.
'You’re not a man, you’re a gaff-daddy.', said my kid after I dropped him on the floor.
‘I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’m still breathing.’, said my wife after I forgot her birthday again.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gaff-daddy is a man who thinks he’s got it all figured out, until his kids throw spaghetti at him and his wife laughs in his face.
'I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’ve survived three breakfasts.', said no one ever.
‘You’re not a dad, you’re a gaff-daddy.’, said my toddler after I forgot his juice box.
‘I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’m still alive.’, said my wife after I yelled at the TV instead of her.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A gaff-daddy is a man who thinks he’s the boss, but the kids, the wife, and the boss all know the real truth.
‘I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’m still wearing socks.’, said my kid after I threw them out.
‘You’re not a dad, you’re a gaff-daddy.’, said my wife after I forgot to pay the bills again.
‘I’m the gaff-daddy, and I’m still breathing.’, said my dog after I yelled at him for eating my shoes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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