gafeltafish

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A group of old gay guys who talk too much and make you want to punch them in the face.

'Sir, I just saw your ex at the grocery store.' 'And?' 'He was wearing socks.' 'So what?' 'He was wearing *striped* socks.'

At the coffee shop, one guy spent 20 minutes explaining why his latte was 'a masterpiece of confusion.'

He texted me: 'I just saw a man wearing a hat. I think he's trying to hide his sadness.'

Middle-aged men who think they’re still cool, but they’re just sad and confused.

He DMs me: 'I had a cheese sandwich for breakfast. It was a statement.'

At the bar, he asked me, 'Do you think I’m still relevant?'

He told me his cat has a personality and it's 'a little bit dramatic.'

A bunch of old guys who talk about everything and nothing at the same time, like they’re trying to confuse you.

He said, 'I had a conversation with my neighbor. It was short, but it had layers.'

He told me, 'My dog has a soul. It's probably tired.'

He texted: 'I just saw a man walking his dog. It was a moment.'

Gay men in their 40s to 70s who think they’re still hot, but they’re just loud and weird.

He told me, 'I went to the gym today. I did 10 push-ups. I think I’m still in shape.'

He said, 'I just saw a man in a hat. He was probably hiding his sadness.'

He texted me: 'I had a good day. I don’t know why.'

A group of old gay men who talk nonsense and think it’s deep, but it’s just confusing.

He said, 'I had a dream about my cat. It was a metaphor for my life.'

He told me, 'I had a conversation with my brother. It was brief, but it had meaning.'

He texted: 'I think I’m still cool. I don’t know why.'

Middle-aged men who think they’re still sexy, but they just talk too much and are annoying.

He said, 'I had a date last night. It was nice, but it was short.'

He told me, 'I went to the store. I bought a bagel. It was a statement.'

He texted: 'I think I’m still good. I don’t know why.'