Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When everything hits the fan and there's no way to fix it. It's like your life just exploded and nobody's coming to save you.

My math test was so bad, it's gafauckta.

The pizza was burnt, cold, and had hair in it. Gafauckta.

My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me. Gafauckta.

2

When something is so messed up, even God would cry and say 'I gave up on you.'

My hair looked like a tornado lived in it. Gafauckta.

My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes straight. Gafauckta.

My phone died during a thunderstorm. Gafauckta.

3

When you're so lost, you might as well just give up and join the army.

My dog ran away with my socks. Gafauckta.

I lost my keys, my phone, and my dignity. Gafauckta.

My math teacher turned into a chicken. Gafauckta.

4

When something is so bad, it's like the universe is mocking you.

My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me. Gafauckta.

I tripped into a cake. Gafauckta.

My mom yelled at me for 10 minutes straight. Gafauckta.

5

When everything goes from bad to worse and you're just like 'why me?'

I spilled my cereal on my shirt and my dog ate my homework. Gafauckta.

I failed my math test and my mom yelled at me. Gafauckta.

I lost my keys, my phone, and my socks. Gafauckta.