Gafargle

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When you mess everything up so bad that everyone loses their cool and you end up being the worst person ever.
I tried to toast my friend's birthday and spilled beer on his cake. Gafargle.
She started a fight in the middle of a concert. Gafargle.
He ruined the surprise party by showing up early. Gafargle.
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You turn a good time into a disaster so fast it’s like you threw a grenade in a hot tub.
I dropped my phone in the toilet. Gafargle.
He showed up with his ex. Gafargle.
She yelled at the DJ. Gafargle.
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You make the vibe so bad it’s like you stuck a sock in a blender and everyone had to taste it.
He came late and was wasted. Gafargle.
She ruined the game by cheating. Gafargle.
He started a food fight. Gafargle.
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You take a good moment and turn it into a nightmare with your dumbass choices.
I told a bad joke. Gafargle.
He stole the mic. Gafargle.
She broke the karaoke machine. Gafargle.
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You crash the party like a drunk elephant and everyone’s mood goes from cool to hell.
He showed up with a broken leg and a broken heart. Gafargle.
She brought her whole family. Gafargle.
He started a food fight with a chicken. Gafargle.
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