gafable offence

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A fancy way of saying you’re too lazy to pick a fight but still want to be called a coward.

'I ain't gafing you, I'm just saving energy for when you actually try to hit me.'

'You’re a gafable offence? Man, I could sleep through this.'

'I’d gaf you, but my coffee’s stronger than your insults.'

When you’re too good for a real fight but still want to look tough.

'I’m not gafing you, I’m just letting you feel bad about yourself.'

'You’re a gafable offence? That’s like calling a broken chair a mess.'

'If you gaf me, I’ll tell your mom.'

A way of being passive-aggressive without actually being aggressive.

'I’m not gafing you, I’m just giving you a heads-up.'

'You’re a gafable offence? I could’ve been asleep.'

'I’d gaf you, but my brain’s on vacation.'

When you pretend to be angry but are really just tired.

'I’m not gafing you, I’m just tired of your dumb face.'

'You’re a gafable offence? I could’ve been eating.'

'I’d gaf you, but my pants are too tight.'

A way of saying you’re too proud to fight but still want to look cool.

'I’m not gafing you, I’m just giving you a chance to look stupid.'

'You’re a gafable offence? I could’ve been doing my taxes.'

'I’d gaf you, but my phone’s dying.'