gaetzing

When you have zero clue how something works but scream your opinion like a banshee at a party, especially after drinking enough to forget your own name.

That giant chunk of puke stuck in your nose, like a greasy breakfast clogging your sinuses, and the only way to get it out is to blow it out like a dragon with a sore throat.

That white, cheesy fungus that takes over a woman’s private area like it’s a horror movie and she’s the main character.

When you take a guy who’s barely old enough to shave and call him your brother, like he’s not a kid and you’re not a pedophile.

When you’re lit, strong, and cool, all at the same time, like you’re the best version of yourself and everyone else is just background noise.

When your head looks like it was hit by a brick and shaped like a box, like someone tried to turn you into a cube and failed.

A weird economic idea where two smart people do dumb financial stuff just because they’re both too proud to admit they don’t know what they’re doing.