Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Means you’re a total boss. Also means you can lift a truck and draw a perfect heart on a bathroom wall with your toe.

That kid just beat up the principal and still did his math homework.

She painted the whole school with her bare hands.

He lifted a car to save his dog from a ditch.

2

When you have no clue what’s going on but you yell your opinion like a madman, usually after drinking cheap beer.

He drank six beers and yelled that the moon was made of glitter.

She didn’t know what a computer was but said it was a ‘fancy toaster.’

He told the teacher the Earth was flat and it was ‘obvious.’

3

The big chunk of puke stuck up your nose that you have to blow out like it’s a war crime.

I blew my lunch out my nose and it looked like a science experiment.

She had to blow out a whole meal like it was her last day on Earth.

He blew out his breakfast and it smelled like a garbage can.

4

That white stuff that makes women’s private parts itch like they’ve been attacked by a raccoon.

She had so much of it, it looked like a white cloud in her pants.

He called it ‘the curse of the moon’ and it was just a fungus.

She spent three hours trying to get rid of it and it came back like a ghost.

5

When you pass off a kid as your brother just so you can keep him out of trouble.

He said the kid was his brother so he wouldn’t get in trouble for fighting.

She told the principal the boy was her brother and it was a lie.

He made his cousin pretend to be his brother so he wouldn’t get sent to jail.

6

When your head looks like a Rubik’s cube because you’re so messed up.

He had a head like a Rubik’s cube and it was terrifying.

She looked like she had been hit by a brick wall and a robot.

His head looked like a broken puzzle and it made everyone laugh.

7

A way to explain why two smart people do dumb stuff for money, like paying someone to fight a duck.

They paid a guy to fight a duck and it made no sense.

Two teachers started a business selling ‘math rocks’ and it was a scam.

He paid a kid to do homework for him and it was a total waste.