Gaetano

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Gaetano is the most hot Italian guy ever. He’s so good-looking it’s unfair. Everyone else is just average trash.

I saw Gaetano and my heart exploded. I’m still picking up pieces.

Gaetano walks in and the whole room goes silent. Like, literally.

My crush is Gaetano. My life is a mess because of him.

Gaetano is the kind of person you want on your team. They never backstab you. They’re strong, smart, and never let you down.

Gaetano’s my best friend. He’s never let me down. Even when I did stupid stuff.

Gaetano’s got a body like a god and a brain like a genius.

If I had a dollar for every time Gaetano saved my life, I’d be rich.

Gaetano is a half-man half-horse beast. He’s short, weird, and somehow still cool. He’s got a thing for Bosleys.

Gaetano is like a centaur, but with a five-foot stature and a weird obsession with Bosleys.

I don’t get why Gaetano is so obsessed with Bosleys. But I’m not judging.

Gaetano’s a centaur who likes Bosleys. That’s all I need to know.

Gaetano is a word you shout when you’re shocked. He’s like your big brother, but way cooler.

Gaetano! I just won the lottery!

Gaetano! My mom is dating my dad’s brother!

Gaetano! I ate my entire lunch in one bite!

Gaetano is the name of the ginger hair on your crotch. It’s there, it’s gross, and it’s always a surprise.

I looked down and saw Gaetano. It was a disaster.

Gaetano showed up during my date. I left immediately.

I shave my legs, but Gaetano is still there. It’s a war.