Gaeshinist

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A Gaeshinist is someone who follows Dokushe like a crazy person and thinks they're special because they keep their inner self from exploding. They're always being spiritual, like they’re trying to become a god in a bad mood.
I’m a Gaeshinist, which means I pray to Dokushe every day so my soul doesn’t throw a tantrum.
My dog is a Gaeshinist. He meditates on the floor and stares at me like I owe him money.
I became a Gaeshinist because I was tired of my soul screaming in the middle of the night.
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A Gaeshinist is a person who thinks they’re a spiritual wizard and keeps their inner self from going feral. They evolve like a bad video game character that never dies.
I’m a Gaeshinist. I don’t just believe in Dokushe, I live it, like it’s my full-time job.
My mom is a Gaeshinist. She talks to Dokushe while she cooks and doesn’t even notice the smoke.
That guy at the park is a Gaeshinist. He meditates in the rain like it’s a sacred ritual.
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A Gaeshinist is someone who’s obsessed with Dokushe and thinks they’re the chosen one. They’re always trying to level up their soul and are never satisfied with being average.
I’m a Gaeshinist. I’ve been chosen by Dokushe, and I don’t need any proof, I just know it.
My brother is a Gaeshinist. He meditates so much, he forgot how to talk to people.
That girl at school is a Gaeshinist. She claims she can hear Dokushe in the cafeteria.
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A Gaeshinist is a person who follows Dokushe like a lost puppy and believes their soul is the most important thing in the universe. They keep growing, like they’re trying to become a god and not a basic human.
I’m a Gaeshinist. I follow Dokushe so closely, I even pray before I eat cereal in the morning.
That guy in the subway is a Gaeshinist. He meditates on the train like he’s the only one who matters.
My teacher is a Gaeshinist. She talks to Dokushe during class and doesn’t even care if we’re confused.
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A Gaeshinist is someone who thinks they’re a spiritual superhero and constantly tries to keep their inner self from going insane. They grow and evolve like they’re trying to take over the world.
I’m a Gaeshinist. I’m not just spiritual, I’m like a spiritual superhero who never takes a break.
My friend is a Gaeshinist. He meditates so much, he walks into walls sometimes.
That man on the street is a Gaeshinist. He talks to Dokushe like they’re best friends.
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