Gaeshe

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You’re so dumb you think you’re cool. It’s like you’re a broken toaster trying to do a dance.

Bro, I tried to explain the math problem and you said 'I’m just here for the vibes.'

She texted me 'I’m gonna be late, I’m doing my hair' and then showed up with a head full of glitter and a broken phone.

He tried to rap and it sounded like a goat got hit by a truck.

You’re the kind of person who thinks 'basic' is a compliment and 'broke' is a fashion statement.

My cousin wears socks with sandals and calls it 'style.'

He said he’s ‘famous’ because he has 12 followers on Instagram.

She wears a tuxedo to a pizza party and says it’s ‘business casual.’

You’re like a bag of chips that’s been dropped on the floor and still thinks it’s fancy.

He dropped his phone in the toilet and posted a selfie of it like it was a trophy.

She got a tattoo of a cat and calls it ‘art.’

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire, and he says it’s ‘flambé.’

You’re like a dog who thinks he’s a lion and still eats out of a bowl.

He tried to be a influencer and posted a video of him eating pizza and called it ‘content creation.’

She started a band with her dog and called it ‘The Meow.’

He wears a crown and still eats cereal out of a box.

You’re like a broken calculator who still thinks it can do math.

He tried to do a TikTok and it was just him talking to his mom.

She tried to be a singer and just hummed the whole song.

He started a podcast and just talked about his cat for two hours.