Gaepexual

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A guy who plays Apex Legends like it's his job and thinks every character is a hot guy. He also blames his dad for all his bad decisions.

'I’d rather die than log off Apex. My dad’s not even cool anymore.'

‘I married a character from Apex. He’s got a better dad than me.’

‘My mom thinks I’m gay. I think she’s right. I just blame my dad.’

A person who’s obsessed with Apex Legends, can’t tell the difference between a character and his crush, and has a dad who’s worse than a bad match.

‘My dad’s a worse character than the one I play. I’d rather fight a bear than him.’

‘I asked my dad for advice. He said, 'Just kill them.' That’s not advice, that’s a death wish.’

‘I’m in love with a character. My dad’s in love with my grades.’

A dude who plays Apex nonstop, thinks all the characters are hot, and his dad is the worst person he’s ever met.

‘I beat my dad at Apex. He’s still mad. He said I’m just a gay kid who plays too much.’

‘My dad’s like a basic enemy. He’s not even cool.’

‘I don’t need a dad. I’ve got 10 characters who love me more than him.’