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"I love my mom. She’s my favorite person." But he meant his mom and his boyfriend.

At the school play, the teacher said, "This is a very touching story." He was talking about two boys making out on stage.

My cousin texted me, "I got a new job." I asked, "Where?" He said, "At the mall." I said, "Cool." He said, "And I got a new boyfriend." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my boss."

The principal said, "We’re having a special event." He meant the two teachers fighting over who gets to hold hands during lunch."

My uncle said, "I just got a promotion." I said, "Nice." He said, "And I got a new coworker." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s my new boyfriend." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my new boss."

My friend said, "I just got a new pet." I asked, "What kind?" He said, "A cat." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my new boyfriend."

My mom said, "I just got a new neighbor." I asked, "What’s his name?" She said, "Jack." I said, "Cool." She said, "He’s also my new boyfriend." I said, "Cool." She said, "He’s also my new boss."

At the grocery store, the guy behind the counter said, "We’re having a sale." I said, "Cool." He said, "We’re also having a new employee." I said, "Cool." He said, "He’s also my new boyfriend."

My friend’s teacher said, "This is a very inspiring story." He was talking about two boys who kissed in the hallway and then got in trouble.